Ok so I'm going to Florida in May. (THIS FORUM IS FOR ME TO BRAG BC MY FRIENDS IRL DONT GIVE A SHIT)

Ok so I'm staying in a 5 bedroom room
*I get my own room
*the resort has a starbucks so I can get my white girl crack
*I'm seeing the Hogwarts place at universal
*and my resort has 14 pools
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DID I HEAR

*Turns into vicious white girl with uggs and shit*

STARBUCKS

*Runs out on all fours*

CARAMEL BRULEE' FRAPPUCINO HERE I COME

*Mating Call*